Friday, November 19, 2010

Real world physics

I received a challenge today. Can I make a Feynman diagram to describe the quantum mechanics of why diapers fill up? Why, yes I can. Thanks Brad.





The Baby Particle and the Mommy Particle collide and form the milk particle, which is only temporary and exists for a brief period of time before decaying in an annihilation. The Poo and pee particles emerge from the collision with an anti-Poo particle which travels back in time. This last annihilation is perturbed by the diaper observation. If the Mommy particle checks the diaper, the Poo plus pee particle interaction has a one hundred percent chance of occuring. If the unstated Daddy particle checks the diaper, an anti-Poo particle is created which annihilates the Poo plus pee particle, resulting in a clean diaper when he looks. 

Bang

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